Brilliant Student Checks Smartphone To Defuse Awkward Situation

Reports have been flooding in that after a two- to three-second long…

Op-ed: Using Me Properly Doesn’t Make You Some Kind of Hotshot

By: A semicolon Hi, semicolon here; you’ve probably heard of me. You’ve…

Ask A Nostalgic Graduating Senior

Dear Graduating Senior, My boyfriend says he doesn’t like it when I…

Flipside Literary Corner

More like Nineteen-Eighty-RESED, am I right? Sometimes they say reality is scarier…

You’re better off without him, study finds

A study released yesterday by an independent group of university researchers indicated…

Op-Ed: I Can’t Believe We Are Going to Have Four More Years of Obama

I’m not a strongly political person, but when I saw Barack Hussein…

Op-Ed: It’s Time Somebody Put to Rest the Rumors That Condi And I Are Having Warm, Delicious Sex

By: John Hennesey Look, I’m not faulting anybody here.  I know how…

Straight Marriage Used as Metaphor for Gay Marriage in Mindfuck of an English 90 Story

Group of Normal High School Girls Call Themselves the Craziest

A group of friends at Glensville Township High School in Pennsylvania recently…