Student Who Brags About Sleeping 3 Hours A Night Laments That His Talents Would Be Better Recognized If He Lived in The Paleolithic Era Defending His Cave from Predators All Night
“Prehistoric man was anywhere from seven to nine feet tall, you know,”…
Op-Ed: Yikes! I Accidentally Joined My Professor’s Divorce Zoom Call and Now I Have to Act Like His Emotionally Traumatized, Estranged Daughter So He Doesn’t Lose His House
Uh oh! When my linguistics professor sent out an email with only…
I Was Going to Let My Daughter Draw on Our Walls So She Could Express Herself, But Her Composition Was Shit and She Clearly Doesn’t Grasp Proper Symmetry So I Bleached the Walls
My daughter somehow found the crayon set I bought when I decided…