Articles by: Brandon Evans

US Military Unveils Environmentally Friendly Nukes

November 5, 2010 12:00 pmComments Off on US Military Unveils Environmentally Friendly Nukes
US Military Unveils Environmentally Friendly Nukes

Earlier this week, Defense Department officials showcased a new “green” line of nuclear missiles. “Contrary to popular belief, nuclear missiles are actually pretty destructive,” said Defense Secretary Robert Gates. “Especially when it comes to greenhouse emissions.” According to the Defense Department’s website, the new nuclear missiles will no longer use […]

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Farmville Releases New Immigrant Worker Feature

October 24, 2010 2:59 pmComments Off on Farmville Releases New Immigrant Worker Feature
Farmville Releases New Immigrant Worker Feature

Starting late last week, Farmville players are now able to hire immigrant workers for their farms. According to an announcement on the Farmville website, “Players can click on a sombrero icon in the Farmville Marketplace and hire Mexican immigrants for very affordable wages to help pick fruit, landscape, build tool […]

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Mars Releases New S&Ms

October 10, 2010 2:49 pmComments Off on Mars Releases New S&Ms
Mars Releases New S&Ms
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“Microsoft Releases New ‘Dora the Internet Explorer Web’ Browser”

2:39 pmComments Off on “Microsoft Releases New ‘Dora the Internet Explorer Web’ Browser”
“Microsoft Releases New ‘Dora the Internet Explorer Web’ Browser”

Earlier this week, in an attempt to regain internet browser market share, Microsoft unveiled its new Dora the Internet Explorer web browser. The new browser includes a radically reworked graphical user interface, which prominently features Dora, the iconic little brown girl from the children’s show Dora the Explorer, who hovers […]

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California Government to Carry Out Extra Executions Before Lethal Injection Drug Expires

October 3, 2010 4:02 pmComments Off on California Government to Carry Out Extra Executions Before Lethal Injection Drug Expires
California Government to Carry Out Extra Executions Before Lethal Injection Drug Expires

California’s remaining stock of Sodium Thiopental, a medicinal anesthetic that is also a key component of lethal injections, is set to expire this Friday. In a rare display of frugality, government officials are rushing to use the remaining Sodium Thiopental before its expiration date. “It’s all about being humane,” said […]

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