Articles by: Arthur Iula

Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years

October 17, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years
Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years
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A Complete List of Bed Lofting Configurations

October 3, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on A Complete List of Bed Lofting Configurations
A Complete List of Bed Lofting Configurations

Let’s face it — Stanford rooms aren’t very large. Lofting your bed is a great way to maximize the space you have available to you. Here are The Flipside’s favorite bed lofting configurations. Racecar Bed You climb inside of your dad’s Maserati, park it right next to your dorm, and […]

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Freshman Master of Smalltalk Strikes Again

September 26, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on Freshman Master of Smalltalk Strikes Again
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Reports have been streaming in from all across the Stern and Wilbur complexes that one Jimmy Velasquez has mastered the complex art of “small talk” with his fellow new Stanford undergrads. “I’ve got it down to a science,” said Velasquez outside Cedro’s foyer on Monday. “First you kind of sidle […]

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Quote Of The Week 9/26/16

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Quote Of The Week 9/26/16

“Love you!” – Highschool sweetheart on phone moments before first group sexual experience

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Op-Ed: However Much Money You Make When We Graduate, You’ll Never Catch Me on My Cherry Red Scooter 6000

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Op-Ed: However Much Money You Make When We Graduate, You’ll Never Catch Me on My Cherry Red Scooter 6000

Hey, I’m Jonas, and I’ve got one thing to say: I’m way cooler than you’ll ever be. That’s because of my new diesel-powered Scooter Bike 6000. It’s red, has a miniature license plate, and can go from 0 to 60 in under 12 seconds. I already know that’s cooler than […]

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Scientist Drastically Miscalculates, Shits Self

May 9, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Scientist Drastically Miscalculates, Shits Self
Scientist Drastically Miscalculates, Shits Self
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Quote of the Week 5/9/16

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Quote of the Week 5/9/16

“Part of a Complete Breakfast” -Slogan for an incomplete breakfast

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Board Members Estimate Grandchildren Will Be Rich Enough to Avoid Whatever Global Warming Throws at Them Anyway

May 2, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on Board Members Estimate Grandchildren Will Be Rich Enough to Avoid Whatever Global Warming Throws at Them Anyway
Board Members Estimate Grandchildren Will Be Rich Enough to Avoid Whatever Global Warming Throws at Them Anyway

The Board of Trustees announced this week that, despite countless student protests, petitions, and calls by faculty to divest Stanford of fossil fuels, they will ultimately not modify the university’s existing investment portfolio. But while many were confused by the decision to support an industry that has proven to be […]

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Study Finds Half Of People Do Not Look Both Ways Before Voting

April 18, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Study Finds Half Of People Do Not Look Both Ways Before Voting
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Area V-Neck Deepest Yet

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Area V-Neck Deepest Yet
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