Quote Of The Week 9/26/16

“Love you!” – Highschool sweetheart on phone moments before first group sexual…

Op-Ed: However Much Money You Make When We Graduate, You’ll Never Catch Me on My Cherry Red Scooter 6000

Hey, I’m Jonas, and I’ve got one thing to say: I’m way…

Quote of the Week 5/9/16

“Part of a Complete Breakfast” -Slogan for an incomplete breakfast

Board Members Estimate Grandchildren Will Be Rich Enough to Avoid Whatever Global Warming Throws at Them Anyway

The Board of Trustees announced this week that, despite countless student protests,…