Articles by: Jeremy Keeshin

1035 Residents Lose House

February 6, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on 1035 Residents Lose House
1035 Residents Lose House

After a whirlwind turn of events, the residents of 1035 Campus Drive have been informed by campus administrators that they will not be allowed to return to 1035 for the next academic year. Megan Wertzelbok, Resident Dean, justified the controversial decision, “Residents of 1035 are expected to conduct themselves with […]

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Jackass Forwards Widely

January 30, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Jackass Forwards Widely
Jackass Forwards Widely
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Three Girls Go To Hospital in Honor of Kappa Sig Finding Out They Get Their House Back

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Three Girls Go To Hospital in Honor of Kappa Sig Finding Out They Get Their House Back
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Truth or Dare Game Ends Really, Really Badly

January 25, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Truth or Dare Game Ends Really, Really Badly
Truth or Dare Game Ends Really, Really Badly
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Report: Stanford Student Too Busy To Breathe

January 18, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Report: Stanford Student Too Busy To Breathe
Report: Stanford Student Too Busy To Breathe

Flomo Dining—Jeffrey Golin, a sophomore who lives in Cardenal this year, has been officially declared “too busy to breathe” by the Vaden Health Center, who conducted the study. The study, which was recently completed, found that between his load of nine classes, two sports teams, one intramural team, two fraternities, […]

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Medical Schools Supplement the MCAT with the LOLCAT

January 16, 2012 6:13 pmComments Off on Medical Schools Supplement the MCAT with the LOLCAT
Medical Schools Supplement the MCAT with the LOLCAT
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Newsflash! Facebook Passes Earth in Users

January 12, 2012 12:01 amComments Off on Newsflash! Facebook Passes Earth in Users
Newsflash! Facebook Passes Earth in Users

If you follow technology news, it will come as no surprise to you that the popular Silicon Valley social network Facebook announced that that they have reached 7.5 billion users, and surpassed their main competitor: Earth. “People said we couldn’t do it,” said a hoodie-sporting Mark Zuckerberg, as he threw […]

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Study Finds Liars Have Way More Sex

January 8, 2012 3:43 pmComments Off on Study Finds Liars Have Way More Sex
Study Finds Liars Have Way More Sex

In a study released last week by the Stanford Psychology department, it was found that those who identify as compulsive liars were found to have way more sex than the average individual. “This is actually a shocking finding,” said Howard Fentburn, professor of behavioral psychology and lead of the study. […]

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Ralph Castro Just Needs a Drink

December 5, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Ralph Castro Just Needs a Drink
Ralph Castro Just Needs a Drink

After the record number of alcohol transports this fall and the complete failure of the university alcohol policy, Ralph Castro, director of the Office of Alcohol Policy and Education (OAPE), has been getting a little depressed. “Honestly, can someone just get me a glass of whiskey right now,” said Castro, […]

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IBM’s Watson Comes to Stanford For Game of Which One of You is a Computer?

November 17, 2011 8:44 pmComments Off on IBM’s Watson Comes to Stanford For Game of Which One of You is a Computer?
IBM’s Watson Comes to Stanford For Game of Which One of You is a Computer?

CEMEX AUDITORIUM–In honor of Big Game, week, IBM brought their supercomputer Watson to take on teams from Stanford and Cal in a game of Which One of You is a Computer? A packed audience took their seats in Cemex Auditorium, and little did they know they were in for the […]

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