Articles by: Adam Adler

Post Office Discovers Innovative New Way to Send Mail Via Internet

October 24, 2011 11:33 amComments Off on Post Office Discovers Innovative New Way to Send Mail Via Internet
Post Office Discovers Innovative New Way to Send Mail Via Internet
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Lex Luthor Top Contender in GOP Presidential Race

October 11, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Lex Luthor Top Contender in GOP Presidential Race
Lex Luthor Top Contender in GOP Presidential Race

METROPOLIS—Republicans across the country were stunned when famed philanthropist and long-time supervillain Lex Luthor announced his candidacy in the 2012 Republican primary. Speaking from the steps of Capitol Hill, Luthor proclaimed, “Republicans need someone who can guarantee victory next November. I am that man. I have wrestled with men far […]

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Clueless Freshmen Bring Desktops to Class

October 3, 2011 8:32 pmComments Off on Clueless Freshmen Bring Desktops to Class
Clueless Freshmen Bring Desktops to Class
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Eric Carle’s Very Hungry Caterpillar Replaced By The Caterpillar Who Eats Only As Much As He Needs

September 28, 2011 12:00 pmComments Off on Eric Carle’s Very Hungry Caterpillar Replaced By The Caterpillar Who Eats Only As Much As He Needs
Eric Carle’s Very Hungry Caterpillar Replaced By The Caterpillar Who Eats Only As Much As He Needs

NEW YORK—In response to the growing obesity problem in the United States, Eric Carle, author of the famous book The Very Hungry Caterpillar, has released a new edition of his book to teach children the value of eating well and staying healthy. “In The Caterpillar Who Eats Only As Much […]

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Apple Loses Corporate Headquarters in a Bar

September 1, 2011 1:45 pmComments Off on Apple Loses Corporate Headquarters in a Bar
Apple Loses Corporate Headquarters in a Bar
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The Flippy Awards 2010-2011

May 29, 2011 5:38 pmComments Off on The Flippy Awards 2010-2011
The Flippy Awards 2010-2011

After a year of hard work, you deserve some recognition. That’s why the Flipside has decided to honor the most important contributions of the year with “The Flippies.” More prestigious than the Emmys and more insightful than your second quarter IHUM kid, The Flippies tell it like it is and […]

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Stanford Receives ROTC Rejection Letter

May 22, 2011 5:03 pmComments Off on Stanford Receives ROTC Rejection Letter
Stanford Receives ROTC Rejection Letter

A few weeks ago, Stanford’s Faculty Senate voted to admit ROTC into Stanford. Late last week, however, Stanford received a letter from the military indicating that the ROTC has decided not to accept Stanford’s offer of admission. The full text of the letter reads: “Dear Stanford Faculty, I am writing […]

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Anscombe Society Counters Exotic Erotic with God’s Party

May 15, 2011 4:03 pmComments Off on Anscombe Society Counters Exotic Erotic with God’s Party
Anscombe Society Counters Exotic Erotic with God’s Party
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OPINION: Earth Day Perpetuates a Cycle of Planetary Discrimination

May 12, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on OPINION: Earth Day Perpetuates a Cycle of Planetary Discrimination
OPINION: Earth Day Perpetuates a Cycle of Planetary Discrimination

Every April 22, thousands come together to “celebrate the beauty of the planet we call home.” But while our precious “environmentalists” promote their ever so special “Earth Day,” they are doing nothing more than legitimizing planetary discrimination and Earth superiority. According to a recent survey conducted by Reuters News Service, […]

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With Osama Dead, Search For Remaining Horcruxes Intensifies

May 9, 2011 10:00 amComments Off on With Osama Dead, Search For Remaining Horcruxes Intensifies
With Osama Dead, Search For Remaining Horcruxes Intensifies

While the death of Osama bin Laden marks a tremendous achievement for the United States, military officials report that the War on Terror is far from over.  Lieutenant Colonel Bradley Connors told the White House press corps, “bin Laden knew al Qaeda’s mission would continue long after his death, so he […]

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