Articles by: Adam Adler

Sustainability Group Calls it Quits After Depleting Resources

February 27, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Sustainability Group Calls it Quits After Depleting Resources
Sustainability Group Calls it Quits After Depleting Resources

Since 1892, The Sierra Club has operated as a staunch advocate for environmental interests, sustainability, and responsible stewardship. Last week, however, members of the famous non-profit were stunned to discover that The Sierra Club had declared bankruptcy. According to a recent audit, the organization tripled its spending every year for […]

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Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”

January 30, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”
Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”

By A SLAC Employee This is hard. I don’t want to make things awkward between us, but there’s something on my mind I think we need to discuss. Every day we come to work—we try to solve the mysteries of the universe, try to develop a better understanding of the […]

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Cruise Ship Goes Down in Protest of SOPA

January 26, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Cruise Ship Goes Down in Protest of SOPA
Cruise Ship Goes Down in Protest of SOPA

Last week Coasta Concordia, an Italian cruise ship carrying 4,200 passengers, ran aground and capsized off the coast of Giglio in the Mediterranean Sea. According to Francesco Schettino, the ship’s captain, the decision to send the cruise ship barreling towards the coast at high speed with no time to change […]

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Area Dad Tries to Recover from Bad Joke by Saying “I was Only Joking”

January 23, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Area Dad Tries to Recover from Bad Joke by Saying “I was Only Joking”
Area Dad Tries to Recover from Bad Joke by Saying “I was Only Joking”
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Top Contender Enters 2012 NFL Draft

January 20, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Top Contender Enters 2012 NFL Draft
Top Contender Enters 2012 NFL Draft

STANFORD—Following the path of Toby Gerhart and Andrew Luck, Stanford redshirt Pre-Freshman Adam Adler ’12 announced his decision to enter the 2012 NFL Draft. “After a great deal of contemplation and discussions with my family and friends, I have decided to forgo my 4 years of NCAA eligibility,” announced Adler, […]

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Woman Accuses Cain of “Professional Relationship” as Campaign Comes to Close

December 16, 2011 2:34 amComments Off on Woman Accuses Cain of “Professional Relationship” as Campaign Comes to Close
Woman Accuses Cain of “Professional Relationship” as Campaign Comes to Close

Just days after announcing the suspension of his presidential campaign, Herman Cain found himself in the midst of yet another political scandal as Roberta Hernandez accused Cain of engaging in a “professional relationship” with her while he was chair of the National Restaurant Owner’s Association. “We would sit in the […]

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Apple Introduces Telephone Service For iPad

December 4, 2011 4:52 pmComments Off on Apple Introduces Telephone Service For iPad
Apple Introduces Telephone Service For iPad
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“Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill

November 14, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on “Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill
“Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill

WASHINGTON, DC–Last week, amidst heated debate over Obama’s Jobs bill, the United States House of Representatives shut down after Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY) saw a spider. “We were debating Obama’s Jobs Bill, when all of a sudden we see Chuck just go ballistic,” said Paul Ryan (R-WI). “He yelled out […]

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Google Doodle Dresses Up as Bing for Halloween

October 31, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Google Doodle Dresses Up as Bing for Halloween
Google Doodle Dresses Up as Bing for Halloween
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Stern Dining Implements “Frequent Dining” Program to Increase Diners

October 26, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Stern Dining Implements “Frequent Dining” Program to Increase Diners
Stern Dining Implements “Frequent Dining” Program to Increase Diners

STERN DINING—In response to the recent downward trend in student diners at Stern Dining, General Manager Ron Bryan has implemented a “Frequent Diners” incentive program to increase student interest in the iconic East Campus facility. “We are fighting for our way of life. Ever since the behemoth Arrillaga facility opened […]

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