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OpEd: As A Serial Killer Who Only Kills Women, I’d Like To Thank Women

March 19, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on OpEd: As A Serial Killer Who Only Kills Women, I’d Like To Thank Women
OpEd: As A Serial Killer Who Only Kills Women, I’d Like To Thank Women

As National Women’s Day came and went last week, I realized my tremendous oversight in not publicly thanking women for all they have done for me in my life. As a serial killer who only kills women, there’s no way I could have gotten to where I am today without […]

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All Women’s Issues Fixed Forever

February 3, 2017 1:48 pmComments Off on All Women’s Issues Fixed Forever
All Women’s Issues Fixed Forever

Last Saturday, over one million people worldwide marched in the Women’s Marches, protesting Donald Trump’s presidency and officially marking the successful end of women’s issues altogether. Such phenomena as unequal pay, objectification, sexual violence, the glass ceiling, general misogyny, and other bummer subjects are over. People everywhere are overjoyed that […]

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France To Combat Domestic Violence By Kicking Muslim Women In The Shins

August 24, 2016 4:00 pmComments Off on France To Combat Domestic Violence By Kicking Muslim Women In The Shins
France To Combat Domestic Violence By Kicking Muslim Women In The Shins

Following the controversial enforcement of their ban on wearing full-body “burkini” swimsuits in order to “protect women’s rights”, the French National Police have announced that they will branch out in their crusade to defend women, this time combatting domestic violence by kicking Muslim women in the shins. “This is a […]

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Santorum Announces Plan to Make All Women Report Menstruation Cycles to Federal Registry

March 2, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Santorum Announces Plan to Make All Women Report Menstruation Cycles to Federal Registry
Santorum Announces Plan to Make All Women Report Menstruation Cycles to Federal Registry

Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum recently announced his plan to have all American women register their menstrual cycles in a national ovulation database. The former senator, and prominent opponent of contraception and abortion, has stated that the measures are necessary to keep track of women’s reproductive functions, tracking who gets […]

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An Open Letter To Andrew Luck

October 3, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on An Open Letter To Andrew Luck
An Open Letter To Andrew Luck

Dear Andrew, Let’s dispense with the formalities. We should be friends. I’m not talking Bill and Ted or Harold and Maude—I’m thinking more like Damon and Affleck. You know, just two laid-back, successful dudes that happen kick it together on the weekends and sometimes during the week when they don’t […]

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Study: Women Have Too Much Self-Esteem

February 1, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Study: Women Have Too Much Self-Esteem
Study: Women Have Too Much Self-Esteem

A new interdisciplinary study sponsored by the National Association for the Advancement of Men (NAAM) suggests that women are starting to have too much self-esteem. The study has found that women make up over 57% of undergraduate enrollment in the US and similarly outnumber men in graduate school enrollment. Even […]

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College Prowler Visits Stanford On Sorority Rush Weekend; Cardinal Women Jump from C+ to A-

April 19, 2010 8:35 pm0 comments
College Prowler Visits Stanford On Sorority Rush Weekend; Cardinal Women Jump from C+ to A-

In an unexpected move by the college ranking website College Prowler, Stanford girls jumped from a C+ rating to an A- following a surprise inspection that took place over the weekend of April 9-11. Stanford males were shocked at the news, reporting that their interactions with hot girls had not […]

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Apple iPad Makes Life Easier for Women

January 30, 2010 11:05 pm0 comments
Apple iPad Makes Life Easier for Women

SAN FRANCISCO—This week, Mac icon Steve Jobs introduced the Apple iPad. Sized between an iPod and an iBook, the iPad is expected to take the world by storm. Though the iPad is designed to appeal to all consumers, it has a deeper significance for women. Melissa Bennett, spokesperson for the […]

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Woman Given Job as Secretary

March 1, 2009 10:40 pm0 comments
Woman Given Job as Secretary
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