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National Study Discovers New Breed of “Old White Guy”: Bernie Sanders

May 6, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on National Study Discovers New Breed of “Old White Guy”: Bernie Sanders
National Study Discovers New Breed of “Old White Guy”: Bernie Sanders

Friday, the United States electorate discovered a brand new variety of person within the genus of old white men running for political office.  Old White Men, a group historically known for their position of ignorant privilege in American society, has now been found to include a unique environmentally-conscious breed known […]

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Excitement Brews Over Latte

October 17, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Excitement Brews Over Latte
Excitement Brews Over Latte

For years, people who happen to be white have found the pumpkin spice latte to be one of the best parts of fall. “I just love the warmth and flavor of the pumpkin spice latte,” reports junior Abbey Peterson, who grew up in an upper class suburb of North Carolina […]

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Family Dinners Become Problematic For Conservative Congressman Who Refuses to Pass Anything

October 14, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Family Dinners Become Problematic For Conservative Congressman Who Refuses to Pass Anything
Family Dinners Become Problematic For Conservative Congressman Who Refuses to Pass Anything

When Billy asked his dad, Richard Whiteman, the House representative for Alabama’s famously conservative 6th district and a Tea Party sweetheart, to pass the beans on a recent Tuesday night, it quickly became clear that his father had once again failed to leave his work at the office. Rich, as […]

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Student Discovers He’s White

May 7, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Student Discovers He’s White
Student Discovers He’s White

Twain freshman Mark Morris was greeted with an unwelcome surprise this past week when he was alerted to the fact that he was, in fact, Caucasian. Said his floormate, James Anduro, “It was starting to become a problem and making things awkward in the dorm and that’s why we had […]

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Freshman Relieved to Discover that Roommate is Just as Racist as He is

October 3, 2012 2:04 pmComments Off on Freshman Relieved to Discover that Roommate is Just as Racist as He is
Freshman Relieved to Discover that Roommate is Just as Racist as He is

After hearing roommate Leroy White mutter a series of racial slurs while reading an article detailing President Barak Obama’s recent speech at the United Nations, Arroyo resident and self-proclaimed hate-mongerer Dirk Hitchens reported that he was incredibly relieved that the man who sleeps across the room from him was just […]

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White House To Be Painted Half Black

December 5, 2008 2:41 am0 comments
White House To Be Painted Half Black
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