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Area Man Buys New Pair of Knickerbockers, Still Unfuckable

March 12, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Area Man Buys New Pair of Knickerbockers, Still Unfuckable
Area Man Buys New Pair of Knickerbockers, Still Unfuckable

NEW YORK, 1902 – Despite going out of his way to shed his “massively unfashionable” look by purchasing a new, top-of-the-line pair of knickerbockers, Dennis Hanahan was surpised to find that all the women that had previously rejected his sexual advances continued to do so. “All these dames, all higgledy-piggledy […]

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