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Following Full Moon on the Quad, Outbreak of Feelings in Freshman Dorm

February 6, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Following Full Moon on the Quad, Outbreak of Feelings in Freshman Dorm
Following Full Moon on the Quad, Outbreak of Feelings in Freshman Dorm

Following the popular and historical event Full Moon on the Quad last Wednesday night, viruses have pervaded the freshman dorms. The most rampant of these deadly plagues: feelings. One afflicted freshman, Cedro resident Kyle Shermis, has been bedridden for three days with a severe case of feelings. Said Shermis, “Yeah, […]

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Trump Yanked Off Stage In Middle Of Speech By Comically-Oversized Cane

December 4, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Trump Yanked Off Stage In Middle Of Speech By Comically-Oversized Cane
Trump Yanked Off Stage In Middle Of Speech By Comically-Oversized Cane
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Film Flub: If Stranger Things Takes Place in 1983, Then Why Do None of the Characters Ever Mention the April 18th Bombing of the American Embassy in Beirut?

October 23, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Film Flub: If Stranger Things Takes Place in 1983, Then Why Do None of the Characters Ever Mention the April 18th Bombing of the American Embassy in Beirut?
Film Flub: If Stranger Things Takes Place in 1983, Then Why Do None of the Characters Ever Mention the April 18th Bombing of the American Embassy in Beirut?
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