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Sorority Enters Annual Molting Season

April 10, 2017 12:01 pmComments Off on Sorority Enters Annual Molting Season
Sorority Enters Annual Molting Season

With the smell of rush still ripe in the spring air, Tau Omega sorority has once more entered their annual molting season, thus beginning to shed their earthly forms, reborn and ready for new members. The chapter’s house is already littered with crafts, glitter, yummy snacks, and—both most importantly and […]

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Band Offers Administration $60,000 to Drop Accusations

December 12, 2016 12:49 pmComments Off on Band Offers Administration $60,000 to Drop Accusations
Band Offers Administration $60,000 to Drop Accusations

Facing accusations of “various club members getting pitchers at Treehouse”, Stanford’s Band announced Monday that it was ready to offer the university’s administration $60,000 to resolve the issue quietly with an extrajudicial settlement. “We’re just trying to speak their language” commented Band member “Toaster Strudel”, a kitchen sink slung around his neck and a […]

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Coolest Kid at NSO Already “So Over This Lame Place”

September 22, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on Coolest Kid at NSO Already “So Over This Lame Place”
Coolest Kid at NSO Already “So Over This Lame Place”

Early reports from sources in Wilbur indicate that Saniyya Miller, the coolest member of the Stanford Class of 2020, is already “tired of this weird, conform-y, suffocating campus”.  Despite the excited shouts of her RAs, the warm smiles of her newfound dormmates, and a slew of upbeat orientation programming, Miller […]

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Stanford in Redwood City Deemed School’s “Worst Abroad Program”

May 9, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford in Redwood City Deemed School’s “Worst Abroad Program”
Stanford in Redwood City Deemed School’s “Worst Abroad Program”

Only months after its establishment, Stanford in Redwood City has already drawn criticism as Stanford’s worst-ever abroad program. Although it features several amenities not available on Stanford’s home campus, such as a “a town square that will serve as the civic heart of the campus” and “ample parking”, students have […]

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Inside the Life of a Stanford Tour Guide with a 11:00 Tour

November 5, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Inside the Life of a Stanford Tour Guide with a 11:00 Tour
Inside the Life of a Stanford Tour Guide with a 11:00 Tour

10:50: Make sure to wear my “Stanford University: Established 1885” t-shirt…just in case I forget the year Stanford was founded. 10:55: Hide from the swarm of people who think I work in Admissions. 10:59: Reappear just before the tour starts so I don’t look like a perpetually late slacker. 11:01: […]

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