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The COWARDS At The Review Refused To Publish My Smut

May 14, 2018 11:59 amComments Off on The COWARDS At The Review Refused To Publish My Smut
The COWARDS At The Review Refused To Publish My Smut

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, REVIEW? You can’t even recognize quality literature anymore? Let me take a step back, tell you what’s going on. I’m someone who likes to read good writing, who likes to get lost in a great story. I even dabble in some composition myself from time […]

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Administration Relieved To Know Worse Idea Than THINK Exists

March 1, 2016 9:00 amComments Off on Administration Relieved To Know Worse Idea Than THINK Exists
Administration Relieved To Know Worse Idea Than THINK Exists

After three years spent worrying that THINK was the worst possible replacement for IHUM, administrators sighed with relief last Wednesday upon the Review’s suggestion that a two-quarter Western Civ requirement be reintroduced. “Jeez, we thought we’d really fucked up with this whole Thinking Matters idea,” commented Vice provost for undergraduate […]

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Student Thankful that All His Opinions Are Spoken For

April 21, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Student Thankful that All His Opinions Are Spoken For
Student Thankful that All His Opinions Are Spoken For

Following the recent allegations against SOCC, a response statement issued by the SOCC, and a flurry of half-baked Op-Eds about the controversy published in the Stanford Daily, Joshua Smith, a member of the Stanford community, was relieved to find that other people around campus had already spoken on his behalf. […]

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Mausoleum Party Revived

November 5, 2009 2:05 am0 comments
Mausoleum Party Revived
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