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Sorority Enters Annual Molting Season

April 10, 2017 12:01 pmComments Off on Sorority Enters Annual Molting Season
Sorority Enters Annual Molting Season

With the smell of rush still ripe in the spring air, Tau Omega sorority has once more entered their annual molting season, thus beginning to shed their earthly forms, reborn and ready for new members. The chapter’s house is already littered with crafts, glitter, yummy snacks, and—both most importantly and […]

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Sorority Sisters Gather for Weekly Youth-Replenishing Calf Sacrifice

May 2, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Sorority Sisters Gather for Weekly Youth-Replenishing Calf Sacrifice
Sorority Sisters Gather for Weekly Youth-Replenishing Calf Sacrifice

Running low on vital life force, the sisters of the Rho Beta Gamma sorority gathered at Old Union beneath the transposition of Mars and Venus on Sunday for their weekly, youth-replenishing sacrifice of a virgin calf. A pentagram made of glitter with vanilla-scented candles at each of its corners decorated […]

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College Prowler Visits Stanford On Sorority Rush Weekend; Cardinal Women Jump from C+ to A-

April 19, 2010 8:35 pm0 comments
College Prowler Visits Stanford On Sorority Rush Weekend; Cardinal Women Jump from C+ to A-

In an unexpected move by the college ranking website College Prowler, Stanford girls jumped from a C+ rating to an A- following a surprise inspection that took place over the weekend of April 9-11. Stanford males were shocked at the news, reporting that their interactions with hot girls had not […]

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THE INSIDE SCOOP: The Art of Girl-Flirting

April 13, 2009 9:10 am0 comments
THE INSIDE SCOOP: The Art of Girl-Flirting

By Reva Laughlin Rush. What a wonderful way to find your sisters at Stanford! Standing in line alphabetically, waiting to enter the room filled with clapping and cheering sorority girls, I have truly connected with all the girls whose last name begins with “L.” I have even become quite close […]

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