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Donald Trump Uncovers Conspiracy, Insists “This One Goes All The Way to the Top”

May 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Donald Trump Uncovers Conspiracy, Insists “This One Goes All The Way to the Top”
Donald Trump Uncovers Conspiracy, Insists “This One Goes All The Way to the Top”

  Gripping tightly in both hands a stack of papers that he described as “terrible stuff”, President Donald Trump gave a press briefing early yesterday morning in which he described the details of an elaborate political conspiracy he’d accidentally uncovered, going so far as to insist that it went “all […]

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God Fires Pope

February 19, 2013 12:03 pmComments Off on God Fires Pope
God Fires Pope

In a prepared statement last week, God announced that he was relieving Pope Benedict XVI of his position as the head of the Roman Catholic Church. Citing a desire to reinvigorate and restore the image of the Church, the all powerful creator and proprietor of our universe wanted to take a […]

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Woman Accuses Cain of “Professional Relationship” as Campaign Comes to Close

December 16, 2011 2:34 amComments Off on Woman Accuses Cain of “Professional Relationship” as Campaign Comes to Close
Woman Accuses Cain of “Professional Relationship” as Campaign Comes to Close

Just days after announcing the suspension of his presidential campaign, Herman Cain found himself in the midst of yet another political scandal as Roberta Hernandez accused Cain of engaging in a “professional relationship” with her while he was chair of the National Restaurant Owner’s Association. “We would sit in the […]

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Taylor Swift Posts Topless Photos to Prove Previous Topless Photos Were Fake

November 12, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Taylor Swift Posts Topless Photos to Prove Previous Topless Photos Were Fake
Taylor Swift Posts Topless Photos to Prove Previous Topless Photos Were Fake

Last week, scandal erupted when a celebrity gossip website posted photos of a topless young woman and claimed that the woman was none other than Taylor Swift. Swift’s representatives quickly assured fans that the photos were fake, but these statements did little to stop negative speculation about the starlet. As […]

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Wellness Room Sex Scandal Stressing Everybody Out

April 29, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Wellness Room Sex Scandal Stressing Everybody Out
Wellness Room Sex Scandal Stressing Everybody Out

An independent investigation conducted by the Stanford Flipside has found that the Wellness Room is actually a cover for a fetish-themed sex motel. A room with multicolored beanbags and fingerpaint to “eliminate stress?” Let’s get real. Suspicions have existed since its inception that the Wellness Room was no more than […]

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Graphic: Why Will Stuart Macgregor-Dennis Resign?

April 27, 2011 4:08 pmComments Off on Graphic: Why Will Stuart Macgregor-Dennis Resign?
Graphic: Why Will Stuart Macgregor-Dennis Resign?
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SCANDAL: Science Professor Gives Female Student Crabs

January 11, 2009 2:24 pm0 comments
SCANDAL: Science Professor Gives Female Student Crabs

STANFORD (AP) ­ Two weeks ago sophomore Sharon Dasuli entered Dr. Von Nostrand’s office for what she thought was a routine meeting to discuss marine biology. Once inside, professor Von Nostrand locked the door and shut the blinds. What happened next would change Sharon’s life forever. “I didn’t think it […]

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