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Freshman Without Friends Or Legitimate Reasons To Be Happy Reports He’s “Doing Fine” In Phone Call To Parents

October 2, 2017 5:00 pmComments Off on Freshman Without Friends Or Legitimate Reasons To Be Happy Reports He’s “Doing Fine” In Phone Call To Parents
Freshman Without Friends Or Legitimate Reasons To Be Happy Reports He’s “Doing Fine” In Phone Call To Parents

While freshman Bobby Taylor may be struggling to make friends besides his dorm’s resident pianist, sources confirmed yesterday that Taylor’s parents have been receiving a very different story in his weekly phone calls home. Exaggerating the quality of his social interactions and downplaying moments of intense self-doubt and loneliness, Taylor […]

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The 5 Most Impressive Stanford Students, Ranked By How Sad They Are Right Before They Go To Sleep

March 28, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on The 5 Most Impressive Stanford Students, Ranked By How Sad They Are Right Before They Go To Sleep
The 5 Most Impressive Stanford Students, Ranked By How Sad They Are Right Before They Go To Sleep

Cameron Yi Cameron may have invented a portable defibrillator for remote hospitals in the third world, but he still feels an unexplainable weight in his chest in the last few minutes before he closes his eyes. It could be from the time his babysitter locked him in the bathroom as […]

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Disney to Release More Truthful Animation

May 19, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Disney to Release More Truthful Animation
Disney to Release More Truthful Animation

LOS ANGELES — Disney animation studios’ next project will be a horribly uncomfortable, deflating and uninspiring mess of a film, according to journalists who attended a recent press event. It is a step forward for a company that has historically only produced movies that end with most protagonists still alive […]

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