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Russia Behind Everything You Want To Happen, Everything You Don’t Want To Happen

March 6, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Russia Behind Everything You Want To Happen, Everything You Don’t Want To Happen
Russia Behind Everything You Want To Happen, Everything You Don’t Want To Happen

The Russian government has released a statement today, explaining that they are behind every single thing that you wanted to happen, and also behind all of the things you don’t want to happen too. From supporting our current far-right government, to backing the dissident actions of civil rights and labor […]

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Baltic States Consider Just Joining Russia And Getting This Over With

November 16, 2016 9:00 amComments Off on Baltic States Consider Just Joining Russia And Getting This Over With
Baltic States Consider Just Joining Russia And Getting This Over With

As liberal America reels in shock from the prospect of a Trump presidency, America’s allies abroad have already begun to jump ship. “Fuck it guys, let’s just get this over with,” said Lithuanian president Dalia Grybauskaite, “time to go back to being a Russian colony”. The prospect of an American […]

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Winter Olympics Survival Guide

January 21, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Winter Olympics Survival Guide
Winter Olympics Survival Guide

Now that we’re in the dregs of the Winter Quarter, the Flipside is here to present to you a guide to the Summer Olympics’ lonely cousin, the far less fun Winter Olympics. With these facts, you will find yourself well equipped to converse with the one other person who cares […]

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Russia gets Hot and Heavy under Putin

February 11, 2013 12:01 pmComments Off on Russia gets Hot and Heavy under Putin
Russia gets Hot and Heavy under Putin

President Putin made headlines last week by hiring Boyz II Men to play a series of gigs in the great Russian motherland to reverse the decreasing birth rates (this is not a joke). Major news outlets neglected to mention, however, the many other projects Putin has pushed forward in recent […]

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United States Apologizes For Dropping Tsunami On Japan

April 4, 2011 8:22 pmComments Off on United States Apologizes For Dropping Tsunami On Japan
United States Apologizes For Dropping Tsunami On Japan

After much international pressure, The United States apologized for their use of Tsunamis on Japan, causing many issues with radiation. The United States thought it was an appropriate retaliatory measure for Pearl Harbor, but has since apologized for dropping the Tsunami. Humanitarianists around the world are clamoring for a disarmament […]

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Area Man Dies on Russian Chat Roulette

March 28, 2010 7:53 pm0 comments
Area Man Dies on Russian Chat Roulette

An area man logged on to Russian Chat Roulette the other day to chat with random Russians. Unfortunately, after randomly talking to a few Russians and thirty Russian dicks, he lost and died. He should have known that based on the rules of the website, you have an equal chance […]

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