The Russian government has released a statement today, explaining that they are behind every single thing that you wanted to happen, and also behind all of the things you don’t want to happen too. From supporting our current far-right government, to backing the dissident actions of civil rights and labor […]Read more ›
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As liberal America reels in shock from the prospect of a Trump presidency, America’s allies abroad have already begun to jump ship. “Fuck it guys, let’s just get this over with,” said Lithuanian president Dalia Grybauskaite, “time to go back to being a Russian colony”. The prospect of an American […]Read more ›
Now that we’re in the dregs of the Winter Quarter, the Flipside is here to present to you a guide to the Summer Olympics’ lonely cousin, the far less fun Winter Olympics. With these facts, you will find yourself well equipped to converse with the one other person who cares […]Read more ›
President Putin made headlines last week by hiring Boyz II Men to play a series of gigs in the great Russian motherland to reverse the decreasing birth rates (this is not a joke). Major news outlets neglected to mention, however, the many other projects Putin has pushed forward in recent […]Read more ›
After much international pressure, The United States apologized for their use of Tsunamis on Japan, causing many issues with radiation. The United States thought it was an appropriate retaliatory measure for Pearl Harbor, but has since apologized for dropping the Tsunami. Humanitarianists around the world are clamoring for a disarmament […]Read more ›
An area man logged on to Russian Chat Roulette the other day to chat with random Russians. Unfortunately, after randomly talking to a few Russians and thirty Russian dicks, he lost and died. He should have known that based on the rules of the website, you have an equal chance […]Read more ›