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Local Freshman Only One Not Doing Rush Limbaugh

April 10, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Local Freshman Only One Not Doing Rush Limbaugh
Local Freshman Only One Not Doing Rush Limbaugh

Sitting alone in the Donner common area while intermittent thuds emanated from every single other room in the building, local freshman Demetrius Klumpp came to the discomforting realization late Friday night that he was the only person in the entire university not doing Rush Limbaugh. “I guess I didn’t get […]

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Roommate Hosts “Rush Week” of His Own, Won’t Turn Down Stereo

April 16, 2013 9:01 amComments Off on Roommate Hosts “Rush Week” of His Own, Won’t Turn Down Stereo
Roommate Hosts “Rush Week” of His Own, Won’t Turn Down Stereo

You’ve had an early hell week this quarter, one haunted by tinny, whiny vocals, complex drum lines, and soaring synthesizers. You’ve memorized every guitar lick and pseudo-poetic lyric. You could’ve written the Mark Twain classic of the same name in the total time you’ve spent listening to “Tom Sawyer.” You’re […]

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Conservatives Applaud Rush Week

April 13, 2009 1:22 am0 comments
Conservatives Applaud Rush Week

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of Rush Limbaugh’s extremely popular and well received speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference, the Republican Party decided to honor the life and spirit of the infamous talk show host by dedicating the first week of April towards the promotion of activities normally conducted by Limbaugh. […]

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