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Flipside News in Brief: Douchebags, Theater and the NRA

March 5, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Flipside News in Brief: Douchebags, Theater and the NRA
Flipside News in Brief: Douchebags, Theater and the NRA

Notice of Correction: Douchebag Also Fucknose Last week, the Flipside published an article in which junior Trevor Pangloss was referred to as a “simpering douchebag.” However, it has since come to our attention that — although Pangloss is indeed a certifiable douchebag — he is also a festering fucknose. This […]

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Report: Mmm, Porn Star Likes It Like That, Baby

February 9, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Report: Mmm, Porn Star Likes It Like That, Baby
Report: Mmm, Porn Star Likes It Like That, Baby
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Report: Nothing Intelligent Has Been Said in Seminar Class in Three Weeks

February 3, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Report: Nothing Intelligent Has Been Said in Seminar Class in Three Weeks
Report: Nothing Intelligent Has Been Said in Seminar Class in Three Weeks

As winter quarter at Stanford enters its fifth week, experts have begun to wonder if anything even somewhat smart will ever be said again in Sociology 22N: the Roots of Social Protest. The last sign of any worthwhile critical analysis was reported in week two, when the guy who wears […]

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Report: 94% of People Like Good Weather

May 9, 2010 4:32 pm0 comments
Report: 94% of People Like Good Weather
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Report: Student Is Tired

November 30, 2008 4:10 pm0 comments
Report: Student Is Tired

By Daniel Francinte STANFORD, CA–After five consecutive sleep-deprived nights and countless hours of research, the Medical School came to conclusive results and found that junior undergraduate student Alex Fontaine was tired.     They had four researchers watching him around the clock as he ate, did his homework, dozed off in […]

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