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Vatican Labels New Testament “Fanfiction”

April 23, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Vatican Labels New Testament “Fanfiction”
Vatican Labels New Testament “Fanfiction”

The Holy See — In a shocking revelation Sunday morning, Pope Francis has announced that the entire New Testament is now, canonically, a work of fanfiction. “After extensive research and consultation with experts,” he explained from the balcony of the Vatican, “we have definitively concluded that the second half of […]

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Mormon Tablets: Were they iPads or Microsoft Surfaces?

April 17, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Mormon Tablets: Were they iPads or Microsoft Surfaces?
Mormon Tablets: Were they iPads or Microsoft Surfaces?

Thanks to the Tony Award-winning musical, “The Book of Mormon”, the number of Americans acquainted with the religion of Mormonism is higher than ever.  Mormons, who are members of the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints, believe in a third installment of the Bible, that was discovered […]

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The Stanford Bible

December 27, 2013 11:59 amComments Off on The Stanford Bible
The Stanford Bible

In a true Christmas miracle, the Stanford Gospel has been delivered unto us, by the Stanford Flipside: In the beginning John Arrillaga created the institution and the campus. Now The Farm was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the fountains, and the Spirit of Jane Stanford was hovering over the waters. And Hennessy said, “Let there […]

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Romney’s Religion Under Fire From Satanists

May 21, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Romney’s Religion Under Fire From Satanists
Romney’s Religion Under Fire From Satanists

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A rally held in support of Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney was disrupted yesterday by a diverse group of protesters. The organizer of the protest, a man legally named Dennis McGuff who goes by the title “Lord Pain of the Seven Hells” at his local Satanist congregation, […]

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Muslim Student Union Holds “Mosque-oleum” Party

November 4, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Muslim Student Union Holds “Mosque-oleum” Party
Muslim Student Union Holds “Mosque-oleum” Party

Following the success of the Muslim Student Union’s Alternative FMOTQ, the MSU held its first ever Mosque-oleum party to give Mausoleum-wary students another option. Though the MSU wasn’t sure at first whether there would be enough demand to justify the event, an astounding 40% of students polled said they “could […]

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Catholics to Give Away 50GB Free in Heaven

October 25, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Catholics to Give Away 50GB Free in Heaven
Catholics to Give Away 50GB Free in Heaven

In order to compete with newer, hipper religions like Mormonism, the Catholic Church began offering 50 free gigabytes of space in heaven. The deal will allow all users who sign up for the religion on their new iPad app to get free space. Tech blogger Michael Arrington praised the deal, […]

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Cardinal Implicated in Abuse Scandal

May 9, 2010 4:33 pm0 comments
Cardinal Implicated in Abuse Scandal
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Atheists Call Foul on Tree as Religious Symbol

February 24, 2010 1:09 am0 comments
Atheists Call Foul on Tree as Religious Symbol

STANFORD –  We all know the Tree.  Its lovably bizarre costume, its happy dancing at Stanford games, the annually recurring tales of misbehavior.  All in good fun, some might say.  But AHA!—Atheists, Humanists, and Agnostics @Stanford—is calling foul.  “Open your eyes,” said Lewish Marshall, public relations officer, speaking at an anti-tree […]

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‘Sin Explains Stanford Devil-Rain’ – Says Pat Roberton

January 23, 2010 9:21 pm0 comments
‘Sin Explains Stanford Devil-Rain’ – Says Pat Roberton

NEW YORK – In the wake of his controversial statements on a divine motive behind the earthquake in Haiti, famous televangeslit Pat Robertson has shifted his focus to Stanford University and the seemingly unending storm that has formed above it. On Friday’s broadcast of “The 700 Club,” Robertson took to […]

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