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Russia Behind Everything You Want To Happen, Everything You Don’t Want To Happen

March 6, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Russia Behind Everything You Want To Happen, Everything You Don’t Want To Happen
Russia Behind Everything You Want To Happen, Everything You Don’t Want To Happen

The Russian government has released a statement today, explaining that they are behind every single thing that you wanted to happen, and also behind all of the things you don’t want to happen too. From supporting our current far-right government, to backing the dissident actions of civil rights and labor […]

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Baltic States Consider Just Joining Russia And Getting This Over With

November 16, 2016 9:00 amComments Off on Baltic States Consider Just Joining Russia And Getting This Over With
Baltic States Consider Just Joining Russia And Getting This Over With

As liberal America reels in shock from the prospect of a Trump presidency, America’s allies abroad have already begun to jump ship. “Fuck it guys, let’s just get this over with,” said Lithuanian president Dalia Grybauskaite, “time to go back to being a Russian colony”. The prospect of an American […]

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Vladimir Putin Beats Up Ukrainian Prime Minister in Elevator

May 19, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Vladimir Putin Beats Up Ukrainian Prime Minister in Elevator
Vladimir Putin Beats Up Ukrainian Prime Minister in Elevator
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Russia gets Hot and Heavy under Putin

February 11, 2013 12:01 pmComments Off on Russia gets Hot and Heavy under Putin
Russia gets Hot and Heavy under Putin

President Putin made headlines last week by hiring Boyz II Men to play a series of gigs in the great Russian motherland to reverse the decreasing birth rates (this is not a joke). Major news outlets neglected to mention, however, the many other projects Putin has pushed forward in recent […]

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