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Student Not Attractive Enough for Tourists to Take Pictures Of

October 31, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Not Attractive Enough for Tourists to Take Pictures Of
Student Not Attractive Enough for Tourists to Take Pictures Of

In a devastating turn of events this weekend, sources report that sophomore Jacob Keller has finally come to the conclusion that he is too ugly for even the most eager of tourists to photograph while touring campus. Following this revelation, the chemical engineering major found it impossible to walk to […]

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