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Campus struggles to put on air of carefree optimism in preparation for admit weekend

April 16, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Campus struggles to put on air of carefree optimism in preparation for admit weekend
Campus struggles to put on air of carefree optimism in preparation for admit weekend

It’s getting to be that time of year again: when thousands of admitted students and their family members descend upon campus. There’ll be talk of rival colleges, SAT scores, and dick/brain-measuring contests. Dining halls might even serve vegetables that aren’t steamed. But what all members of the Stanford community will […]

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Breaking – This Reporter Getting Progressively Drunker

April 22, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Breaking – This Reporter Getting Progressively Drunker
Breaking – This Reporter Getting Progressively Drunker

STANFORD, CA – Every year, prospective freshmen- affectionately called “ProFros” – visit the campus of this prestigious university to try it on for size. The hard part is over, they’ve been accepted, and now it is time for the school to court them. With many welcoming speeches and events, it […]

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Stanford Admits 0.0% to Class of 2018

April 17, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Stanford Admits 0.0% to Class of 2018
Stanford Admits 0.0% to Class of 2018

Over the past decade, college admissions rates have continued to plummet nationwide. But Stanford University made history this early April when the Dean of Undergraduate Admission, Richard H. Shaw, announced an unprecedented acceptance rate of 0.0% for the Class of 2018. With the number of applications approximated at 83,710 students, […]

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ProFro Goes Quid Pro Quo, Buys FroSoCo HoHo FroYo at CoHo #YOLO

April 29, 2013 3:14 pmComments Off on ProFro Goes Quid Pro Quo, Buys FroSoCo HoHo FroYo at CoHo #YOLO
ProFro Goes Quid Pro Quo, Buys FroSoCo HoHo FroYo at CoHo #YOLO
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Cool ProFro Scores Alcohol for Upperclassmen

April 30, 2012 6:01 amComments Off on Cool ProFro Scores Alcohol for Upperclassmen
Cool ProFro Scores Alcohol for Upperclassmen

With Admit Weekend in the rearview mirror, rumors have begun to surface of a lone cool ProFro who managed to obtain alcohol for his hosts despite a campus-wide ban in effect throughout the weekend. The badass ProFro, whose name has not been disclosed, has elicited praise and awe from the […]

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Rejected Class of 2014 Enjoys a Weekend on the Farm

April 26, 2010 12:10 am0 comments
Rejected Class of 2014 Enjoys a Weekend on the Farm

      This past weekend, many of the 92.8 percent of Stanford applicants who did not receive admission to the University were given a unique opportunity to get to know the campus that they will not be attending for the next four years. The ‘No-Fros’ partook in a wide range of activities, […]

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OPINION: I Love Hearing Great Things About Myself



April 19, 2010 8:34 pm0 comments
OPINION: I Love Hearing Great Things About Myself



By a ProFro

 Hey guys, I’m a member of the Stanford class of 2014! Well, maybe the Stanford Class of 2014. I also got into Yale, Harvard, Princeton and MIT. Did you hear that this was the hardest year to get into the top schools? That’s okay though, since I […]

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OPINION: This is a great time to be ProFro!

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OPINION: This is a great time to be ProFro!

In the next few days, Stanford University will be flooded with the newest fros from the class of 2014, and I couldn’t be more excited. The Office of Undergraduate Admissions claimed that these will be some of the most unique fros that have ever been seen on this campus. Dean […]

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Report: PoPo to No-No RoHo-ProFro Hook Ups

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Report: PoPo to No-No RoHo-ProFro Hook Ups

At this year’s Admit Weekend, the Stanford PoPo will patrol dorms with ProFros to prevent ProFro-RoHo hook ups.    The PoPo has worked with the Head HoHos, HoHos and VoCos of FloMo, J-Ro and Arroyo. They also have trained them to answer questions about SoCo, O-Show and Lenovo.   Head […]

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Ambitious ProFro Runs for ASSU Senate

March 1, 2010 5:05 pm0 comments
Ambitious ProFro Runs for ASSU Senate
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