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Paul Ryan’s Son Winces as Bedtime “Atlas Shrugged” Reading Enters Hour Six

June 5, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Paul Ryan’s Son Winces as Bedtime “Atlas Shrugged” Reading Enters Hour Six
A young boy is sitting sad and depressed on his bed in his bedroom

JANESVILLE, WI — Praying that his torment would end before sunrise, Speaker Paul Ryan’s eight-year-old son Sam winced early Tuesday morning as his father’s bedside reading of “Atlas Shrugged” entered its sixth consecutive hour. “You have been paying blackmail, not for your vices, but for your virtues,” the Speaker read, […]

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Paul Ryan Rejects Epic Republican Prez-Posal

April 19, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Paul Ryan Rejects Epic Republican Prez-Posal
Paul Ryan Rejects Epic Republican Prez-Posal

WASHINGTON,DC – As the Republican presidential primary has progressed onwards and members of Republican leadership struggle to come to terms with the possibility of Ted Cruz or Donald Trump being the party’s nominee, party members have increasingly lobbied popular Republican Speaker of the House Paul Ryan to take up the […]

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“Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill

November 14, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on “Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill
“Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill

WASHINGTON, DC–Last week, amidst heated debate over Obama’s Jobs bill, the United States House of Representatives shut down after Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY) saw a spider. “We were debating Obama’s Jobs Bill, when all of a sudden we see Chuck just go ballistic,” said Paul Ryan (R-WI). “He yelled out […]

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