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Admit Weekend Exclusive: How To Be A RoHo In 4 Easy Steps

April 24, 2018 7:44 pmComments Off on Admit Weekend Exclusive: How To Be A RoHo In 4 Easy Steps
Admit Weekend Exclusive: How To Be A RoHo In 4 Easy Steps

Hosting a prospective freshman is no easy task, as any former room host can tell you. Not only are there logistical problems to keep track of, but there’s also the matter of performing: you want to be honest with them about what Stanford is really like, but also want to […]

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Baltic States Consider Just Joining Russia And Getting This Over With

November 16, 2016 9:00 amComments Off on Baltic States Consider Just Joining Russia And Getting This Over With
Baltic States Consider Just Joining Russia And Getting This Over With

As liberal America reels in shock from the prospect of a Trump presidency, America’s allies abroad have already begun to jump ship. “Fuck it guys, let’s just get this over with,” said Lithuanian president Dalia Grybauskaite, “time to go back to being a Russian colony”. The prospect of an American […]

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Scientist Drastically Miscalculates, Shits Self

May 9, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Scientist Drastically Miscalculates, Shits Self
Scientist Drastically Miscalculates, Shits Self
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