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An Ode to My Five-Bladed Razor

January 16, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on An Ode to My Five-Bladed Razor
An Ode to My Five-Bladed Razor

To my beloved five-bladed razor, words cannot describe the longing I feel for you. I have left you behind me, back in the sweet Napa Valley in my haste to pack. You have kept me from looking like a complete hobo through good times and bad, through interviews and finals weeks, and for that […]

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719-Headed Superdelegate Hydra Terrorizes Democratic Candidates

April 4, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on 719-Headed Superdelegate Hydra Terrorizes Democratic Candidates
719-Headed Superdelegate Hydra Terrorizes Democratic Candidates

MADISON, WI – As voters across the city turned out to multiple Madison venues in order to hear Bernie Sanders’ and Hillary Clinton’s final speeches in the state, they were met with a climate of terror and fear. Local reporters stated that they heard a guttural screech coming from the […]

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