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A Congratulations Is In Order: Kim Jong-un Is MARRIED!

November 13, 2017 11:59 amComments Off on A Congratulations Is In Order: Kim Jong-un Is MARRIED!
A Congratulations Is In Order: Kim Jong-un Is MARRIED!

Can you hear the church bells ring and the children jubilantly chant? Well that’s because authoritarian ruler of North Korea Kim Jong-un is MARRIED, baby! It’s speculated that the marriage ceremony took place in 2009, but we just found out right now! This is long overdue, but congratulations on the […]

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Trump Warns North Koreans of How Little His Administration Has to Lose

April 24, 2017 9:00 amComments Off on Trump Warns North Koreans of How Little His Administration Has to Lose
Trump Warns North Koreans of How Little His Administration Has to Lose

Underscoring its diminished political capital, low approval ratings, and crippling internal dysfunction, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer warned North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un on Tuesday of how little the present administration has to lose. “There is nothing more dangerous than an executive branch with its back against the […]

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Single Survivor Cheers Glory of Korea in Irradiated Ruins of Pyongyang

January 11, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Single Survivor Cheers Glory of Korea in Irradiated Ruins of Pyongyang
Single Survivor Cheers Glory of Korea in Irradiated Ruins of Pyongyang

PYONGYANG- Among the desolate remains of Pyongyang’s buildings, a single sound can be heard echoing throughout the crushed homes, falling on the deaf ears of the irradiated dust piles that were once the residents of North Korea’s capitol.  The sound is that of Wan Ji Sok, local factory worker and […]

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North Korea Loses Internet After Kim Jong-un Trips Over Cable

January 6, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on North Korea Loses Internet After Kim Jong-un Trips Over Cable
North Korea Loses Internet After Kim Jong-un Trips Over Cable

New reports from North Korea indicate that the country’s loss of internet on Monday was caused when leader Kim Jong-un tripped over a cable. According to an eyewitness, the Supreme Leader was in a hurry to attend his next execution and failed to see the cable dangling from its wall […]

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Guest Column: Kim Jae Ebert of the Pyongyang Times

January 5, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Guest Column: Kim Jae Ebert of the Pyongyang Times
Guest Column: Kim Jae Ebert of the Pyongyang Times

PYONGYANG – Today is one of celebrated exuberance throughout the splendid Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, as the National Defense Commission, which in its duties prevents intellectual riffraff from tainting upon the minds of our Righteous Citizenry is releasing the one and only discharge of a film for the screen. […]

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Kim Jong Un in Recovery

October 23, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Kim Jong Un in Recovery
Kim Jong Un in Recovery

Recent reports indicate that Kim Jong Un, leader of North Korea, portly physique half-melting like the visage of a saddened and upturned pudding, has recently recovered from the illnesses that have rendered him invisible for over a month. Kim was seen touring the newly built Wisong Scientists Residential District, his […]

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Military Threats from North Korea Continue

April 1, 2013 12:02 pmComments Off on Military Threats from North Korea Continue
Military Threats from North Korea Continue

CHECK THE DATE OR THIS ARTICLE WILL SEEM WEIRD On Friday, March 29, the state-run media of North Korea announced that missiles are on standby to strike the United States and South Korea, as ordered by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un. The White House is taking North Korea’s threats of […]

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Report: Some Shit Happening on Other Side of the World

November 12, 2012 12:03 pmComments Off on Report: Some Shit Happening on Other Side of the World
Report: Some Shit Happening on Other Side of the World

As elections in the United States draw to a close and citizens return to their normal media consumption habits, international sources are reporting that there is, allegedly, some shit happening on the other side of the world. These sources have yet to be confirmed, but have been known to be […]

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United States Apologizes For Dropping Tsunami On Japan

April 4, 2011 8:22 pmComments Off on United States Apologizes For Dropping Tsunami On Japan
United States Apologizes For Dropping Tsunami On Japan

After much international pressure, The United States apologized for their use of Tsunamis on Japan, causing many issues with radiation. The United States thought it was an appropriate retaliatory measure for Pearl Harbor, but has since apologized for dropping the Tsunami. Humanitarianists around the world are clamoring for a disarmament […]

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North Korea Launches Starcraft attack on South Korea

January 11, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on North Korea Launches Starcraft attack on South Korea
North Korea Launches Starcraft attack on South Korea

In a dramatic move that stands to disrupt the political scene on the Korean Peninsula, North Korea yesterday launched a full on Hydralisk attack on a South Korean island expansion base. President Obama, a South Korean ally, said he had been trying to send Cloaked Wraiths and Overlords into the […]

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