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A Congratulations Is In Order: Kim Jong-un Is MARRIED!

November 13, 2017 11:59 amComments Off on A Congratulations Is In Order: Kim Jong-un Is MARRIED!
A Congratulations Is In Order: Kim Jong-un Is MARRIED!

Can you hear the church bells ring and the children jubilantly chant? Well that’s because authoritarian ruler of North Korea Kim Jong-un is MARRIED, baby! It’s speculated that the marriage ceremony took place in 2009, but we just found out right now! This is long overdue, but congratulations on the […]

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Opinion: The Only Legitimate Marriage Is One Between a Man and a Woman and Me, WWE Legend Randy Orton

June 5, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Opinion: The Only Legitimate Marriage Is One Between a Man and a Woman and Me, WWE Legend Randy Orton
Opinion: The Only Legitimate Marriage Is One Between a Man and a Woman and Me, WWE Legend Randy Orton
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Report: Local News Station has Stopped Trying

June 6, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Report: Local News Station has Stopped Trying
Report: Local News Station has Stopped Trying

Flipside correspondents on the scene at KSTE report that the local news station for the greater Ellsworth, Minnesota area just does not care anymore. “Nothing important really happens locally that national news doesn’t cover, so we’ve basically given up on presenting news at all,” said Ricky Simmons, head anchor at […]

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Supreme Court Upholds Right to Marry a Corporation

April 1, 2013 12:01 pmComments Off on Supreme Court Upholds Right to Marry a Corporation
Supreme Court Upholds Right to Marry a Corporation

After weeks of debate, the US Supreme Court has announced its ruling in the case of Young and Walgreen Co. v. the State of California. In a 5-4 decision, the Court ruled in favor of the Walgreen pharmacy chain and California resident Dennis Young, concluding that an individual can marry […]

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Anscombe Society to Perform Live Marriage on Campus

April 27, 2011 3:34 amComments Off on Anscombe Society to Perform Live Marriage on Campus
Anscombe Society to Perform Live Marriage on Campus

To combat changing definitions of marriage, Stanford’s new chapter of the Anscombe Society announced yesterday that it would marry two students in a live, public demonstration to support the cause of traditional marriage. “The ceremony will be highly pedagogical,” said Bernard VanBerkum, one of the group’s co-founders. “To reinforce our […]

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Millions Divorced as Zodiac Change Causes Realignment of Stars

February 8, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Millions Divorced as Zodiac Change Causes Realignment of Stars
Millions Divorced as Zodiac Change Causes Realignment of Stars

After recent changes in the Earth’s alignment, a new Zodiac symbol, Ophiuchus has been announced. With the creation of this new sign, Zodiac dates have been entirely shifted around, and with this change, the stars have become misaligned for millions of couples around the world. “Well I was an Aries […]

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New Proposition To Forbid Vegetarians From Marrying

February 2, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on New Proposition To Forbid Vegetarians From Marrying
New Proposition To Forbid Vegetarians From Marrying

Recent controversy has erupted over vegetarians marrying other vegetarians. Many believe they have just as much of a right to marry as omnivores or carnivores, but some are vehemently against it. Many crazy right-wingers have decided it was time to take action. “It’s just not right. God didn’t intend for […]

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State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages

October 8, 2008 6:27 pm0 comments
State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages

By Vladimir Porterman SACRAMENTO—Last week, the Alabama Legislature finalized a law to ban same-sex swing marriages. Preschool and elementary school children around the nation who have been swinging together will no longer be able to swing in unison, and this will be enforced by both recess supervisors and state law. […]

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