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Op Ed: I’m on an All-Caterpillar Diet and You Should Join Me!

April 16, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Op Ed: I’m on an All-Caterpillar Diet and You Should Join Me!
Op Ed: I’m on an All-Caterpillar Diet and You Should Join Me!

  Look, everybody has their favorite snack. For my roommate, it’s Hot CheetosTM, for my little brother, it’s FunyunsTM, but for me, it’s those dang dangling crittersTM that cover campus during this fateful quarter. Every time I bike past one, all I have to do is open up my yapper […]

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Breaking: Voters Elect to Release Macriki From Her Hole

April 9, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Breaking: Voters Elect to Release Macriki From Her Hole
Breaking: Voters Elect to Release Macriki From Her Hole

After a long and arduous campaign season, the votes are in. And what do you know: a majority of citizens across the nation have just chosen to release Macriki from her deep, dark hole! Macriki was sentenced to life without parole in her shame-pit for spitting in the eye of God, but […]

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