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Stanford Athletics Announces Plan To Pay Students To Attend Games Played By Unpaid Student Athletes

November 15, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford Athletics Announces Plan To Pay Students To Attend Games Played By Unpaid Student Athletes
Stanford Athletics Announces Plan To Pay Students To Attend Games Played By Unpaid Student Athletes

Following another disappointing student turnout at a home football game, Stanford Athletics revealed its latest promotion. In its new ‘paid-for-view’ program, every student in attendance at home sporting events will be paid a handsome $16 an hour. Citing “a huge sum of money from boosters who wanted to see students […]

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Outrageous: This Lazy Susan Is Receiving Welfare Handouts Meant for Hard-Working American Cabinets

October 23, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Outrageous: This Lazy Susan Is Receiving Welfare Handouts Meant for Hard-Working American Cabinets
Outrageous: This Lazy Susan Is Receiving Welfare Handouts Meant for Hard-Working American Cabinets

Chalk this one up to another win for the socialist left, folks: according to reports coming in from Detroit, MI, a lazy susan continues to receive welfare benefits from big government even though it hasn’t made an effort to seek employment and wasn’t even born in the U.S. Disgusting! That […]

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Divisive Tricks v. Kids Case Reaches Supreme Court

June 2, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Divisive Tricks v. Kids Case Reaches Supreme Court
Divisive Tricks v. Kids Case Reaches Supreme Court

Washington, D.C.—In a dramatic turn of events for the highly publicized case, sources confirmed yesterday that Tricks—the rabbit of Trix fame—has appealed to the Supreme Court in an effort to gain rights to own and consume the long sought after cereal. “The laws forbidding my access to Trix are antiquated, […]

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New Pro-Life Movement Champions Rights of the Undead

May 11, 2009 10:32 pm0 comments
New Pro-Life Movement Champions Rights of the Undead

Justice For the Undead, a new advocacy group, is adding another angle to the controversial pro-life/pro-choice debate by demanding rights for those who have risen from the grave. “The undead are people too, and they want to be treated as such, regardless of their pale ashy skin color,” said JFU […]

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