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Stanford Announces New Student Web Portal To Make It Easier to Access Student Web Portals

April 17, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford Announces New Student Web Portal To Make It Easier to Access Student Web Portals
Stanford Announces New Student Web Portal To Make It Easier to Access Student Web Portals

In the most expansive change of its kind in Stanford history, university administration has announced the upcoming release of a revolutionary new student web portal that will make it easier to access all the other student web portals that already exist. The new application, called CardinalNext, will provide an intuitive, […]

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Weed Guy Tells Weed Joke

January 17, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Weed Guy Tells Weed Joke
Weed Guy Tells Weed Joke

A press release issued by the Office of Student Affairs has revealed that sophomore Ryan Carpazzi, a well-known consumer of cannabis, told his friends a weed-related joke late Sunday evening. Carpazzi, who has previously labeled himself “kush king,” “a grade-A toke boy,” and “puff puff daddy,” reportedly interrupted a group […]

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A Message From the Flipside Seniors

May 31, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on A Message From the Flipside Seniors
A Message From the Flipside Seniors

To our intrepid readers who are still bored after finishing the rebus puzzles, This issue is close to our hearts because it is the last to which we, as outgoing seniors, will ever contribute. It is also the first we are writing without the aid of Joke-Zo 3000, our fun-loving […]

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David Letterman Thinks of 33 Years of New Jokes in Car on the Way Home

May 26, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on David Letterman Thinks of 33 Years of New Jokes in Car on the Way Home
David Letterman Thinks of 33 Years of New Jokes in Car on the Way Home
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Report: It Is No Longer Too Soon For Terry Schiavo Jokes, Still Too Soon For Luge Jokes

February 23, 2010 12:30 pm0 comments
Report: It Is No Longer Too Soon For Terry Schiavo Jokes, Still Too Soon For Luge Jokes
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If We Had Any Kwanzaa Jokes, We’d Put Them Here

December 7, 2008 7:57 pm0 comments
If We Had Any Kwanzaa Jokes, We’d Put Them Here
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