In the most expansive change of its kind in Stanford history, university administration has announced the upcoming release of a revolutionary new student web portal that will make it easier to access all the other student web portals that already exist. The new application, called CardinalNext, will provide an intuitive, […]Read more ›
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A press release issued by the Office of Student Affairs has revealed that sophomore Ryan Carpazzi, a well-known consumer of cannabis, told his friends a weed-related joke late Sunday evening. Carpazzi, who has previously labeled himself “kush king,” “a grade-A toke boy,” and “puff puff daddy,” reportedly interrupted a group […]Read more ›
To our intrepid readers who are still bored after finishing the rebus puzzles, This issue is close to our hearts because it is the last to which we, as outgoing seniors, will ever contribute. It is also the first we are writing without the aid of Joke-Zo 3000, our fun-loving […]Read more ›