Post Tagged with: "Jesus Christ"

Help! I Cloned Jesus from a Mosquito Trapped in Amber and Now He’s Ruining My Theme Park

May 22, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Help! I Cloned Jesus from a Mosquito Trapped in Amber and Now He’s Ruining My Theme Park
Help! I Cloned Jesus from a Mosquito Trapped in Amber and Now He’s Ruining My Theme Park

When I opened this theme park all those years ago, all I had was a little cash and a big dream: to create a place where visitors could come and, even if only for a few hours, experience the presence of our one and only messiah. But now look at […]

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Op-Ed: Jesus Took All My Wheels and Now I Can’t Drive

March 2, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Jesus Took All My Wheels and Now I Can’t Drive
Op-Ed: Jesus Took All My Wheels and Now I Can’t Drive
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2014: A Year in Preview

January 6, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on 2014: A Year in Preview
2014: A Year in Preview

January 1: Health coverage under Obamacare begins, which is particularly helpful for one Milwaukee man who is rushed to a local emergency room after New Year’s Eve revelry leaves a champagne bottle lodged six inches inside of him. February 12: Speed skater Apolo Anton Ohno captures the nation’s attention during […]

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