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10 Things It Would Have Been Nice to Get This Valentine’s Day, Brad -By Jen

February 18, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on 10 Things It Would Have Been Nice to Get This Valentine’s Day, Brad -By Jen
10 Things It Would Have Been Nice to Get This Valentine’s Day, Brad  -By Jen

1. Chocolates: It’s so basic, Brad. As long as you don’t eat more than half of them, I’ll be happy. 2. Flowers: You can pick them out of the window displays at the Michael’s for all I care. 3. Mixtape: No, your friend Stan’s “Valentine’s Day/Presidents’ Day/Black History Month Mix” does not count. […]

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Op-Ed: Listen Jen, McDonalds is Fucking Good Enough for Valentine’s Day

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Op-Ed: Listen Jen, McDonalds is Fucking Good Enough for Valentine’s Day

Alright Jen, you can open your eyes now- we’re here! What do you think? Jen, don’t give me that look, we’re both busy individuals and it’s impossible to get reservations on Valentine’s Day- Jen! Come on, what matters? Paying too much for some snooty restaurant or the fact that I […]

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