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Nuclear Option: Senate “Confirms” That Young Neil Gorsuch Is HOT

April 10, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Nuclear Option: Senate “Confirms” That Young Neil Gorsuch Is HOT
Neil Gorsuch Senior Year 1985
Georgetown Preparatory School, Rockville, MD
President of the Yard
Credit:  Seth Poppel/Yearbook Library

While only a narrow majority of the Senate confirmed Neil Gorsuch for the Supreme Court, everyone in Congress confirmed that young Neil Gorsuch was one Supreme Hunk! Reputable inside sources cite that a number of Republican senators, desperate for a way out of the lengthy Democratic filibuster, decided to band […]

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Room Shifts Uncomfortably as Area Hot Girl Complains About Beauty Standards

October 6, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Room Shifts Uncomfortably as Area Hot Girl Complains About Beauty Standards
Room Shifts Uncomfortably as Area Hot Girl Complains About Beauty Standards

The lounge of Xanadu collectively paused, shifted its weight, and looked slightly off to the side Thursday evening as area babe Natalie Rojas voiced dissatisfaction with society’s “unrealistic” standards for female beauty, the very ones she totally blows away. “It’s like a straight jacket,” she said, brushing her cascading hair […]

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Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang

October 5, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang
Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang

“It was obvious even from move in day,” explained Cedro freshman Annelise B. “Katie is the hot RA. The one every guy in the dorm has a crush on.” Further investigations have only confirmed this statement. “I would totally ‘cross the line’ with her….I think” said another resident who still […]

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Rich Old Man, Hot Young Woman Overcome Obstacles to Find True Love

February 13, 2011 1:42 pmComments Off on Rich Old Man, Hot Young Woman Overcome Obstacles to Find True Love
Rich Old Man, Hot Young Woman Overcome Obstacles to Find True Love

It’s a story truly worthy of attention on this Valentine’s Day February 14th, and it can teach us just a little bit about the power of love. Christopher Duke and Amy Morgan are not your typical married couple. He’s the 70-year-old owner of multibillion dollar steel conglomerate Alcoa, and she […]

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Angelina Cardona Becomes First Hot President

April 12, 2010 5:47 pm0 comments
Angelina Cardona Becomes First Hot President
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Sex in Steam Tunnels “Too Hot and Steamy”

October 4, 2009 1:07 pm0 comments
Sex in Steam Tunnels “Too Hot and Steamy”

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION- Two freshmen were spotted emerging sweaty and red-faced from Stanford’s famed network of steam tunnels late Monday evening after a period of underground sexual debauchery.  They did not exit the steam tunnels with the usual contented swagger of a copulating couple; rather, they seemed highly disturbed and uncomfortable. […]

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