While only a narrow majority of the Senate confirmed Neil Gorsuch for the Supreme Court, everyone in Congress confirmed that young Neil Gorsuch was one Supreme Hunk! Reputable inside sources cite that a number of Republican senators, desperate for a way out of the lengthy Democratic filibuster, decided to band […]Read more ›
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The lounge of Xanadu collectively paused, shifted its weight, and looked slightly off to the side Thursday evening as area babe Natalie Rojas voiced dissatisfaction with society’s “unrealistic” standards for female beauty, the very ones she totally blows away. “It’s like a straight jacket,” she said, brushing her cascading hair […]Read more ›
“It was obvious even from move in day,” explained Cedro freshman Annelise B. “Katie is the hot RA. The one every guy in the dorm has a crush on.” Further investigations have only confirmed this statement. “I would totally ‘cross the line’ with her….I think” said another resident who still […]Read more ›
It’s a story truly worthy of attention on this Valentine’s Day February 14th, and it can teach us just a little bit about the power of love. Christopher Duke and Amy Morgan are not your typical married couple. He’s the 70-year-old owner of multibillion dollar steel conglomerate Alcoa, and she […]Read more ›
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION- Two freshmen were spotted emerging sweaty and red-faced from Stanford’s famed network of steam tunnels late Monday evening after a period of underground sexual debauchery. They did not exit the steam tunnels with the usual contented swagger of a copulating couple; rather, they seemed highly disturbed and uncomfortable. […]Read more ›