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OpEd: I totally screwed my Roo by framing him for murder

May 1, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on OpEd: I totally screwed my Roo by framing him for murder
OpEd: I totally screwed my Roo by framing him for murder

Hey, Gibby here. I know there’s technically no “winner” of Screw your Roo, an event put on in most freshmen dorms to help get your roommate screwed, but if there was, I might as well be handed the prize right now. Rather than going the normal route of setting my […]

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Motionless Homeless Man Probably Fine

January 25, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Motionless Homeless Man Probably Fine
Motionless Homeless Man Probably Fine

PALO ALTO, CA—Reports are flooding in that the homeless man in a bundle of quilts and sleeping bag lying outside the Shop & Go is probably fine, despite his not having moved for the better part of an hour. “Yeah, that guy seems like, super still,” commented a woman waiting […]

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