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Sexually Active Man Tests Positive for Harpies

March 6, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Sexually Active Man Tests Positive for Harpies
Sexually Active Man Tests Positive for Harpies

When local sex-haver Vikram Üntergrim went to get a free STD screening at Vaden, he was worried that his frequent hookups had left him with some sort of venereal disease. But the diagnosis he ultimately received was far worse: he had harpies. “The first time I realized that something might […]

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