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Weed Guy Tells Weed Joke

January 17, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Weed Guy Tells Weed Joke
Weed Guy Tells Weed Joke

A press release issued by the Office of Student Affairs has revealed that sophomore Ryan Carpazzi, a well-known consumer of cannabis, told his friends a weed-related joke late Sunday evening. Carpazzi, who has previously labeled himself “kush king,” “a grade-A toke boy,” and “puff puff daddy,” reportedly interrupted a group […]

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National Study Discovers New Breed of “Old White Guy”: Bernie Sanders

May 6, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on National Study Discovers New Breed of “Old White Guy”: Bernie Sanders
National Study Discovers New Breed of “Old White Guy”: Bernie Sanders

Friday, the United States electorate discovered a brand new variety of person within the genus of old white men running for political office.  Old White Men, a group historically known for their position of ignorant privilege in American society, has now been found to include a unique environmentally-conscious breed known […]

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Guy Across from Bathroom Learns Whole Dorm’s Poop Schedule

January 27, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Guy Across from Bathroom Learns Whole Dorm’s Poop Schedule
Guy Across from Bathroom Learns Whole Dorm’s Poop Schedule
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Guy with Megaphone in White Plaza Thinks He’s Funny

February 22, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Guy with Megaphone in White Plaza Thinks He’s Funny
Guy with Megaphone in White Plaza Thinks He’s Funny

Witnesses present in White Plaza Friday afternoon report that a man who could only be identified as “the jackass with the megaphone” clearly found himself to be pretty funny. “He kept accosting people that were just trying to get lunch or go to their next class. He was saying stuff […]

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