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Climatologists Concede that New York Would Look Pretty Sweet Underwater

November 26, 2012 12:02 pmComments Off on Climatologists Concede that New York Would Look Pretty Sweet Underwater
Climatologists Concede that New York Would Look Pretty Sweet Underwater

A recently released study by a panel of IPCC climatologists reports that, in the likely event of catastrophic rises in sea level on a global scale that we are now powerless to stop, the city of New York will look awesome under all that water. “Picture it, if you will,” […]

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Flipside Staff Member Shell-Shocked to Find She’s Been Writing For a Satirical Newspaper

March 28, 2011 12:00 amComments Off on Flipside Staff Member Shell-Shocked to Find She’s Been Writing For a Satirical Newspaper
Flipside Staff Member Shell-Shocked to Find She’s Been Writing For a Satirical Newspaper

Flipside Staff member Penelope Peterson first learned Sunday that she was writing for a satirical newspaper, and not an actual newspaper. “You mean, this is all a joke!?” Penelope exclaimed when she heard the news. Apparently, Penelope had missed all of the satire, and had taken the news stories at […]

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Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”

February 8, 2009 4:32 pm0 comments
Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”

JACKSON—Just a few months after bringing “Intelligent Design” into Mississippi classrooms, the Department of Education in Mississippi has decided to bring a new controversial theory to students across the state. In a press conference held yesterday, Haley Barbour, governor of Mississippi, discussed his new education policy: “As of next year, […]

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Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved

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Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved

Punxsutawney, PA—In the timeless tradition of groundhogs that have come before him, Punxsutawney Phil came out last Monday, February 2nd and saw his shadow. Meteorologists and environmentalists around the world are stirring after an event with such revolutionary implications. “Do you know what this means for global warming?” said one […]

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Santa Stops Giving Coal, “Goes Green”

January 20, 2009 11:53 pm0 comments
Santa Stops Giving Coal, “Goes Green”

Naughty children all over the world woke this past Christmas morning only to realize their usual lumps of coal were not under the tree. Instead, they found miniature toy solar panels, compact fluorescent light bulbs, and hybrid remote control cars. Others woke to find their Christmas lights mysteriously unplugged, suspected […]

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