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Missile Strikes on Syrian Chlorine Factories Leave Assad’s Pool Faintly Piss-Scented

May 8, 2018 3:38 pmComments Off on Missile Strikes on Syrian Chlorine Factories Leave Assad’s Pool Faintly Piss-Scented
Missile Strikes on Syrian Chlorine Factories Leave Assad’s Pool Faintly Piss-Scented

Several days after President Donald Trump launched several targeted missile strikes against Syrian chlorine facilities in retaliation for Bashar al-Assad’s use of chemical weapons on civilians, news has emerged that the despot’s backyard pool has finally begun to smell vaguely like human piss. “We drew a red line, a big […]

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Pre-Med Student Fails Assignment After Mixing Up Yellow and Black Biles

April 13, 2018 4:45 pmComments Off on Pre-Med Student Fails Assignment After Mixing Up Yellow and Black Biles
Pre-Med Student Fails Assignment After Mixing Up Yellow and Black Biles

Being a doctor is no walk in the park, but becoming one can sometimes be even harder. At least, that’s what pre-med Junior Ron Kanielo recently discovered after receiving a failing grade on a p-set for mixing up yellow bile and black bile. Kanielo’s class — BIO 203: Introduction to […]

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Fucking Christ: This Artist Envisioned What Each Disney Princess Would Look Like if They Were a Type of Goddam Grain

January 17, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Fucking Christ: This Artist Envisioned What Each Disney Princess Would Look Like if They Were a Type of Goddam Grain
Fucking Christ: This Artist Envisioned What Each Disney Princess Would Look Like if They Were a Type of Goddam Grain

Shit me to hell… another mediocre artist has just released a bullshit project built around the Disney princesses, this time with the half-baked conceit of depicting each one as a different variety of grain. Jesus shitting fuck, let’s just get this over with. Belle Belle is originally from Beauty and the […]

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Anonymous Capybara Just Typed “Fuck” Into Google Doc And There’s Nothing Anyone Can Do About It

January 15, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Anonymous Capybara Just Typed “Fuck” Into Google Doc And There’s Nothing Anyone Can Do About It
Anonymous Capybara Just Typed “Fuck” Into Google Doc And There’s Nothing Anyone Can Do About It

Oh, the humanity! When sophomore Prithi Chacko opened her group project Google Doc to discover that the identities of her classmates were hidden by anonymous quirky animals, she made little note of it. “I didn’t think anything would come of it. I have no clue how that feature of Google […]

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Students Joining “Fuck Caterpillars” Club Confused If Sexytime Fuck or Derogatory Fuck

May 8, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Students Joining “Fuck Caterpillars” Club Confused If Sexytime Fuck or Derogatory Fuck
Students Joining “Fuck Caterpillars” Club Confused If Sexytime Fuck or Derogatory Fuck

STANFORD – As a larger and larger crowd built at Old Union for Stanford’s new “Fuck Caterpillars” club, it became clear that some students were confused as to whether “Fuck” referred to the physical act of love-making or the popular vernacular expression of contempt, sources confirmed Sunday. Even following the […]

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Report: It’s All Going to Shit and Area Man Totally Knows It

November 20, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Report: It’s All Going to Shit and Area Man Totally Knows It
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After years of high hopes, honest effort, and sincere smiles, it’s all just absolutely falling to shit for area man John Ives, and everyone can see that he knows it. “I’m smiling to hide my cold sweat,” Ives confirmed, clutching the side of his chair so tightly that his veins protruded through his forearms. “Oh […]

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The Flipside Juice – Swine Flue: “Oh Fuck”

May 5, 2009 12:22 am0 comments
The Flipside Juice – Swine Flue: “Oh Fuck”
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