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Quote of the Week 3/13

March 13, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Quote of the Week 3/13
Quote of the Week 3/13

“Beer!” – Frat (Iula)

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Frat Pledge Enters Final Stage of Metamorphosis

May 25, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Frat Pledge Enters Final Stage of Metamorphosis
Frat Pledge Enters Final Stage of Metamorphosis

Breaking the sinews of his cocoon, Kappa Tau pledge Scott Wright releases a long, screeching wail from his four mouths. He is ready. He has almost completed the metamorphosis process begun when he accepted his fraternity bid. Only a young larva then, he has broken out of his human form to undergo […]

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Freshmen Savor Last Weeks of Friendships Before Rush

February 22, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshmen Savor Last Weeks of Friendships Before Rush
Freshmen Savor Last Weeks of Friendships Before Rush

With spring quarter rapidly approaching, the annual rush for Greek organizations is just around the corner. Freshmen have spent the whole year carefully building deep friendships in their dorms and now it is finally almost time for many of them to be severed by the rush selection process. “Gabe definitely […]

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The Flipside Friday Night Game Report

January 16, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on The Flipside Friday Night Game Report
The Flipside Friday Night Game Report

It’s Saturday night at the Kappa Alpha frat and it is a full house tonight! The star of our show tonight, is local bro Mark Zimmer, and he is in the pocket with his eyes on the target, straight downfield. His bud hikes him a Bud Light, and after a […]

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Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu Offer No Sympathy to Confused Delivery Man

April 28, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu Offer No Sympathy to Confused Delivery Man
Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu Offer No Sympathy to Confused Delivery Man

Sources reported that on Wednesday, members of Sigma Nu were incredulous to discover that their Google Shopping Express delivery of Smartwater and Clif Bars was delayed twenty minutes because the Driver confused Sigma Nu with Sigma Chi. “They’re like, not even the same bro,” said sophomore Jeffrey Randle, “Sigma Chi […]

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Norovirus Outbreak Actually Just Alcohol Poisoning

November 14, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Norovirus Outbreak Actually Just Alcohol Poisoning
Norovirus Outbreak Actually Just Alcohol Poisoning

KAPPA EPSILON HOUSE—A rash of vomiting and headaches after a frat party this weekend was originally feared to have been a norovirus outbreak, but doctors and upperclassmen now agree that it was actually “just freshmen drinking too much. Again.” Several students reported gastrointestinal troubles and splitting migraines Sunday morning, and […]

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Fraternity Plans Ahead, Holds Vomit Themed Party

October 21, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Fraternity Plans Ahead, Holds Vomit Themed Party
Fraternity Plans Ahead, Holds Vomit Themed Party

It looks to be a night of booze, beats, and barf this coming Friday at Beta Gamma Omega’s first annual “Regurgitation Rager,” a party aimed at truly capturing the spirit of a weekend at the Farm early in the Fall quarter. “I mean, it really just gets right to the […]

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Rush Week Devolves Into Farce as Fraternities Decide to Choose on Merit

April 10, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Rush Week Devolves Into Farce as Fraternities Decide to Choose on Merit
Rush Week Devolves Into Farce as Fraternities Decide to Choose on Merit

Students all across the Stanford campus are currently outraged upon hearing of the recent decision by many fraternities to choose their future pledges based purely on their strength of character and the quality of their convictions, rather than the current strategy, which consists of a drunken extravaganza of dart-throwing and […]

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ACTIVITIES FAIR: Tim Tebow Worshippers, Stanford Groups, Advertise in White Plaza

March 11, 2012 5:54 pmComments Off on ACTIVITIES FAIR: Tim Tebow Worshippers, Stanford Groups, Advertise in White Plaza
ACTIVITIES FAIR: Tim Tebow Worshippers, Stanford Groups, Advertise in White Plaza

Click to launch slideshow Last week, 15 of Stanford’s lesser-known groups flocked to White Plaza for the 3rd Annual Winter Quarter Activities Fair. Among the groups in attendance were The Stanford Complainers, who invited students to “complain about anything,” Stanford’s newest play, The Vagina Dialogues, and Stanford’s newest fraternity, Tau […]

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Kappa Sigma Loses House, Brothers Adopt Hunter-Gatherer Lifestyle.

April 3, 2011 8:28 pmComments Off on Kappa Sigma Loses House, Brothers Adopt Hunter-Gatherer Lifestyle.
Kappa Sigma Loses House, Brothers Adopt Hunter-Gatherer Lifestyle.

After losing their housing for the next academic year, members of Kappa Sigma seem to have reverted to a primitive hunter-gatherer lifestyle. Kappa Sigma brothers have been sighted at various locations around campus scavenging for beer and attempting to build rudimentary shelters and squirrel catchers. Many students worry for the […]

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