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Brilliant “Le Pen -> Lapin” Pun Wasted On You Anglophone Fucks

May 7, 2017 12:20 pmComments Off on Brilliant “Le Pen -> Lapin” Pun Wasted On You Anglophone Fucks
Brilliant “Le Pen -> Lapin” Pun Wasted On You Anglophone Fucks

Attempts to cover the upcoming French election between center-right banker Emmanuel Macron and far-right professional Islamophobe Marine Le Pen have left media outlets enraged as they realize that their brilliant “Le Pen -> lapin” puns mean nothing to useless English speakers. “This is a catastrophe,” said leading satirist and French-speaker […]

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Op-Ed: Student’s Horizons Already So Widened After Two Weeks Abroad

October 10, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Student’s Horizons Already So Widened After Two Weeks Abroad
Op-Ed: Student’s Horizons Already So Widened After Two Weeks Abroad

EUROPE — Bonjour, uncultured swine.  I write to you from a park bench overlooking the River, using cigarette butts from an ash tray I found in a hospital waiting room.  Someone pick-pocketed my fountain pen and also my passport and additionally my wallet (it happens all the time abroad, even […]

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France To Combat Domestic Violence By Kicking Muslim Women In The Shins

August 24, 2016 4:00 pmComments Off on France To Combat Domestic Violence By Kicking Muslim Women In The Shins
France To Combat Domestic Violence By Kicking Muslim Women In The Shins

Following the controversial enforcement of their ban on wearing full-body “burkini” swimsuits in order to “protect women’s rights”, the French National Police have announced that they will branch out in their crusade to defend women, this time combatting domestic violence by kicking Muslim women in the shins. “This is a […]

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