Students With 10 Loyalty Points Pissed You Only Needed 4 Points For Oregon Game Even though the Cardinal lost to the Ducks, students are still up… Zach GalantNovember 14, 2011
Girlfriend to Start Offering Loyalty Points for Access to Bedroom STOREY HOUSE, ROW—Stanford junior and girlfriend Lisa Alberts has started to implement… Jeremy KeeshinOctober 24, 2011
Stanford Institutes New Policy of Selling Riot Tickets Online Immediately After a Win STANFORD, CA–In light of the recent success of the football team, Stanford… Jeremy KeeshinOctober 14, 2011
Condoleezza Rice Leads Cardinal in Aerial Attack Against UCLA Stanford named Condoleezza Rice an honorary football captain at the game on… Michael TaylorOctober 13, 2011
Andrew Luck Skips NFL, Goes Straight to Prison Following what will surely be another amazing season, star quarterback Andrew Luck… Corbin FoucartOctober 10, 2011
An Open Letter To Andrew Luck Dear Andrew, Let’s dispense with the formalities. We should be friends. I’m… Conor DohertyOctober 3, 2011
Greetings from the First Mass-Produced Stanford Student! Hi there, fellow student. I’m fresh off the assembly line they’ve set… Master Of ShadowsApril 24, 2011
Stanford Hires Richard Shaw As New Football Coach Stanford athletic director Bob Bowlsby welcomed Richard Shaw earlier today as the… Zach GalantJanuary 27, 2011
Stanford Builds New 400 Seat Stadium Construction for a new football stadium will begin next week, as the… Matt IzantJanuary 9, 2011
