SLAC Goes Green, Attaches Generator to Leland Stanford’s Rolling Corpse

In a shocking press release last Friday, top researchers at SLAC have…

Stanford to Meet Electricity, Heating Needs by Harnessing President Hennessy’s Raw Sexual Energy

In an effort to remain a leader in environmental sustainability, Stanford has…

Lunar Energy Advocates Feel Left In the Dark

Holding signs with slogans such as “Carpe Noctem” (Seize the Night) and…