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The Drought Is Over And It Is Time To Revel In California’s Liquid Bounty

May 22, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on The Drought Is Over And It Is Time To Revel In California’s Liquid Bounty
The Drought Is Over And It Is Time To Revel In California’s Liquid Bounty

The drought is gone, and California is saved. We did it! And now that the water’s back, we are glad to bring these wet tidings to you now. Turn on all of the water taps. Let them run. For now is a time of plenty! We’ve got water to spare, […]

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Idiot Freshman Thinks Tap Water Safe to Drink

October 10, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Idiot Freshman Thinks Tap Water Safe to Drink
Idiot Freshman Thinks Tap Water Safe to Drink
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Drought Ends Just in Time for Admit Weekend

April 25, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Drought Ends Just in Time for Admit Weekend
Drought Ends Just in Time for Admit Weekend

STANFORD, CA – After five years of alarmingly low levels of rain water that left California in a state of emergency, the drought was said to be no match for Stanford’s Admit Weekend. Witnesses mentioned that the bare bone reservoirs of Shasta, Oroville and Folsom were immediately filled back up […]

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NASA Begins Search For Water In Stanford Fountain

October 5, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on NASA Begins Search For Water In Stanford Fountain
NASA Begins Search For Water In Stanford Fountain

“Locating fairly conclusive signs of liquid water on Mars indicated it was time to move onto the real challenges,” confirmed administrator Charles Bolden last Sunday. “Sure, there could be life elsewhere in the universe, but California? That would fucking blow our minds.” Successfully avoiding the culmination of decades searching for extraterrestrial […]

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Water Conservation Initiative to Curb Jeff’s Shower Masturbation

May 11, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Water Conservation Initiative to Curb Jeff’s Shower Masturbation
Water Conservation Initiative to Curb Jeff’s Shower Masturbation
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Stanford Assures Students: Drought is “Top Priority”

February 10, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford Assures Students: Drought is “Top Priority”
Stanford Assures Students: Drought is “Top Priority”

As the dry season drags on, the drought affecting all of southern California is worsening. Farmers are concerned, and the drought can be felt in all aspects of everyday life. As such, Stanford is forced to choose between its two reputations as a “green” school. How to balance environmental concerns […]

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