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Unclear Why Dad Now Writing “Mom” With Ironic Quotation Marks, But It Can’t Be Good

May 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Unclear Why Dad Now Writing “Mom” With Ironic Quotation Marks, But It Can’t Be Good
Unclear Why Dad Now Writing “Mom” With Ironic Quotation Marks, But It Can’t Be Good
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Quote of the Week 9/19/16

September 22, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Quote of the Week 9/19/16
Quote of the Week 9/19/16

“…I think there will be party favors” –Freshman, calling parents

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9 Ways You Fucked Up An Otherwise Perfect Thanksgiving

December 1, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on 9 Ways You Fucked Up An Otherwise Perfect Thanksgiving
9 Ways You Fucked Up An Otherwise Perfect Thanksgiving

Everything was going great this Thanksgiving, why did you have to fuck it up? What things could you possibly have ruined? Let’s take a look around the kitchen. 1. The Cranberry Sauce: Aw man, you saw the look on Aunt Josephine’s face, and it’s hard to disappoint Aunt Josephine. The […]

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Trump Bridges Ideological Divide Between Conservative Dad, Liberal Son

September 21, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Trump Bridges Ideological Divide Between Conservative Dad, Liberal Son
Trump Bridges Ideological Divide Between Conservative Dad, Liberal Son

ARLINGTON, VA – Walter Greene Jr., a rising sophomore at home for summer vacation, was worried last Tuesday when his conservative father set down a fork at dinner and loudly declared “let’s talk politics!” In recent years, the phrase has indicated that the two were about to engage in an […]

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