Major Plan Narrowly Survives Third Round of Parental Questioning

Though it seemed that her parents’ puzzled nodding might spill over into…

Students Still Can’t Pronounce “Lathrop”

In the year since Lathrop was designated Stanford’s 24-hour study space, students…

Student Won’t Believe That It Is No Longer Opposite Day

Despite numerous assurances by his exasperated family, peers, and waiters, Stanford freshman…