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Hacker Realizes The Real Mainframe Was Inside Him All Along

February 13, 2017 5:31 pmComments Off on Hacker Realizes The Real Mainframe Was Inside Him All Along
Hacker Realizes The Real Mainframe Was Inside Him All Along
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Dear RCC: I’m Pretty Sure My Computer Is A Crockpot

December 5, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Dear RCC: I’m Pretty Sure My Computer Is A Crockpot
Dear RCC: I’m Pretty Sure My Computer Is A Crockpot

Dear RCC, 
 Whether it was a classic Holiday mix-up, or it’s been that way all along, I have some suspicions that my computer (previously thought to be a standard word-processing container) is in fact a crockpot. My first issue with this came up when I tried to turn in […]

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Dear RCC: My Computer Lid is Broken. Also, What Is A Computer

October 13, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Dear RCC: My Computer Lid is Broken. Also, What Is A Computer
Dear RCC: My Computer Lid is Broken. Also, What Is A Computer

Hey RCC, I’m hoping to get assistance with some technical issues I’ve been having recently with my typing container. First of all, the handles fell off. As you know, this makes it very difficult for transport and storage. I’ve been trying the adhesive strategy we went over last week, but […]

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Antiquated Electoral College Replaced with BCS Poll

October 29, 2012 12:02 pmComments Off on Antiquated Electoral College Replaced with BCS Poll
Antiquated Electoral College Replaced with BCS Poll

Calling the Electoral College a “political relic of a bygone era” and a “cumbersome middle-man in the democratic process,” Congress has moved to replace the institution with a BCS-style polling system that would determine the next President of the United States. According to the text of the proposed constitutional amendment, […]

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English Department Replaced by a Computer

May 3, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on English Department Replaced by a Computer
English Department Replaced by a Computer

In response to the controversy surrounding declining enrollment in the humanities, Stanford has decided to replace the English department with a 15″ Macbook Pro. The computer will perform all of the functions of a current English professor, including generating papers and classifying essays. “We’ve determined what we need this computer […]

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Janitor Fired For Charging Phone, Also For Being Bad Janitor

February 8, 2010 3:23 pm0 comments
Janitor Fired For Charging Phone, Also For Being Bad Janitor
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God Hates Faqs Protest Against Computer Illiteracy

February 1, 2010 3:34 pm0 comments
God Hates Faqs Protest Against Computer Illiteracy
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