Post Tagged with: "computer"
Dear RCC, Whether it was a classic Holiday mix-up, or it’s been that way all along, I have some suspicions that my computer (previously thought to be a standard word-processing container) is in fact a crockpot. My first issue with this came up when I tried to turn in […]Read more ›
Hey RCC, I’m hoping to get assistance with some technical issues I’ve been having recently with my typing container. First of all, the handles fell off. As you know, this makes it very difficult for transport and storage. I’ve been trying the adhesive strategy we went over last week, but […]Read more ›
Calling the Electoral College a “political relic of a bygone era” and a “cumbersome middle-man in the democratic process,” Congress has moved to replace the institution with a BCS-style polling system that would determine the next President of the United States. According to the text of the proposed constitutional amendment, […]Read more ›
In response to the controversy surrounding declining enrollment in the humanities, Stanford has decided to replace the English department with a 15″ Macbook Pro. The computer will perform all of the functions of a current English professor, including generating papers and classifying essays. “We’ve determined what we need this computer […]Read more ›