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How To Seduce Your Professor In 5 Easy Steps

April 3, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on How To Seduce Your Professor In 5 Easy Steps
How To Seduce Your Professor In 5 Easy Steps

So you want to seduce your professor. Not a problem! You may have already looked to the internet for help, but the WikiHow (which exists) will bring you nothing but heartache. Luckily, I’m hear to straighten things out!* Step 1: First Contact Send your professor an email about something plausible, […]

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Opinion: Thanks A Bunch, But I Already Fucking Knew That I Look Tired

May 5, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Opinion: Thanks A Bunch, But I Already Fucking Knew That I Look Tired
Opinion: Thanks A Bunch, But I Already Fucking Knew That I Look Tired

I know I’m tired. I was there when I stayed up until 4:30 am finishing two problem sets. I was also there when the loud-ass construction trucks started their incessant beeping at 7 am. I can clearly see the dark circles under my eyes every time I walk past a […]

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