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Student Wearing Clothes Must Think He’s Really Hot Shit

May 14, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Wearing Clothes Must Think He’s Really Hot Shit
Student Wearing Clothes Must Think He’s Really Hot Shit

Noting the young man appeared irritatingly confident and self-assured, sources confirmed yesterday that junior Brian Murk must think he’s really hot shit ‘cuz of all those clothes he’s wearing all the time. “God, what a prick—all he does is walk around with that smug grin and those cottony pants and […]

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Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul

May 19, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul
Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul

“It’s true,” said a representative of the University, “Your last shred of free will has just evaporated.” When asked why the institution was being so open with its diabolical plans now, the representative simply replied, “It doesn’t matter any more, does it? It’s too late now.” Even a couple of weeks […]

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