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Help! I Cloned Jesus from a Mosquito Trapped in Amber and Now He’s Ruining My Theme Park

May 22, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Help! I Cloned Jesus from a Mosquito Trapped in Amber and Now He’s Ruining My Theme Park
Help! I Cloned Jesus from a Mosquito Trapped in Amber and Now He’s Ruining My Theme Park

When I opened this theme park all those years ago, all I had was a little cash and a big dream: to create a place where visitors could come and, even if only for a few hours, experience the presence of our one and only messiah. But now look at […]

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Clone Army of Undergrad Premed Interns Created Inside SLAC

January 30, 2011 2:29 pmComments Off on Clone Army of Undergrad Premed Interns Created Inside SLAC
Clone Army of Undergrad Premed Interns Created Inside SLAC

In a press release yesterday, the dean of the School of Medicine, Phillip Pizzo, declared that a clone army of undergraduate premed interns has been created inside the SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory. The clone army is based off the genetic template of Andy Kim, from the class of 1993, who […]

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